After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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