I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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