You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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