I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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