do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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