return my video game
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
