normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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