let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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