Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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