I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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