It's just like the Real World with babies
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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