Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
