She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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