Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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