We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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