This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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