before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
