they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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