Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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