Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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