You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
