Only a mothe r could love this liver
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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