I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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