Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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