Where is the hickey?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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