big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You know, be my cock's hype man.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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