i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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