i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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