I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My bed smells like the plague
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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