i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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