It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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