you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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