38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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