If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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