Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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