I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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