Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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