he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
