Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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