why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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