He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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