wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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