Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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