only if we run a train.
done.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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