whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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