we're blogging at a bar
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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