I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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