It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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