people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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