You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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