Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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