it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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