when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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